so last time i published a post it was about weird happenings where i live. and i discovered well...my roommate and my neighbor decided to fuck with me. after a week of making things weird i was getting quite scared and sporatic when alone (wich is all the time since, as i said my rommate sleeps and then goes doing i dont know what (one time i went into his room see if my cellphone was there i swear i tought his clothes were made part of alcohol from the stench of that place so my guess is he clubs all day and night) anywho after all the fucking around i went to bed slightly scared as i am incredibly...not gullible but i get scared easily. and influenced to be scared easily. and when i went into my bed guess who was there? my roommate hiding under my bed and then proceeded to come out of it dressed like jeff the killer hoodie knife and everything. aand well....i went apeshit. i screamed so loud i think you dear reader might have heard it. i then proceeded to try and run away when my mother fucking neighbor came inside dressed as (watch out for the orginilaty) the slenderman just standing there. then i realised i was being tricked and decided to well... grab slender's head, remove his mask and give him a noogie saying something like "gotcha now fucker uh?" and then i realised my roomate was still there and this. THIS motherfucker aint gonna get out there alive "figuratively" so i ran back and tackled him onto my bed (luckily his knife was a fake prop) and proceeded to bitch slap him a few times with his rubber knife. the brain can trigger a fight or flight response and after the flight trigger was passed and i realised i was looking like a fool and went in fight mode and show them we DO NOT scare me! mostly because my brain goes apeshit when im scared... so after this we called pizza and im now thinking of a better vengence than just hurting them a bit...if you got any ideas just left a comment.
on another note i will also do another "history of creepypasta" since you guys seems to like them. so leave suggenstions on wich myth i should speak of next! until next time. see you :3
Friday, January 10, 2014
Monday, January 6, 2014
weird happenings...
ok so big news i actually made a post without waiting 2 months!
sadly im not bringing the history of something nor am i rambling or helping someone...
it seems since my slenderman "thing" weird stuff is happening. not really corelated to the slenderman himself but stalking in general. i keep feeling like something's watching me and i seem to always have this unverved feeling when im alone (wich is almost all the time since i live in a small apartment with a roomate who i only see in the middle of the night when he sleeps) you could just say (even i did) that im just imaginating things because the article i wrote...well yea but the thing is other stuff has been happening. such as a lot of my electronics not working for 15 minutes and then starting (things like my computer, 3ds, playstation even my microwave!) i also think a few things are changing places but i think that might be my roomate just pulling a prank on me or doing weird shit when he's sleeping.
as i was writing this i went to sleep in the middle of writing it and when i woke up the next morning i swear i saw something for a split second on my screen when i woke it up... tough this is probably me going crazy plus just waking up... note the abrupt ending on my last post was a joke for those wondering but anyway ill see if i can get you guys (and gals!) updated if something else happens.
sadly im not bringing the history of something nor am i rambling or helping someone...
it seems since my slenderman "thing" weird stuff is happening. not really corelated to the slenderman himself but stalking in general. i keep feeling like something's watching me and i seem to always have this unverved feeling when im alone (wich is almost all the time since i live in a small apartment with a roomate who i only see in the middle of the night when he sleeps) you could just say (even i did) that im just imaginating things because the article i wrote...well yea but the thing is other stuff has been happening. such as a lot of my electronics not working for 15 minutes and then starting (things like my computer, 3ds, playstation even my microwave!) i also think a few things are changing places but i think that might be my roomate just pulling a prank on me or doing weird shit when he's sleeping.
as i was writing this i went to sleep in the middle of writing it and when i woke up the next morning i swear i saw something for a split second on my screen when i woke it up... tough this is probably me going crazy plus just waking up... note the abrupt ending on my last post was a joke for those wondering but anyway ill see if i can get you guys (and gals!) updated if something else happens.
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
The Slenderman's history
so i know it sorta goes out of my usual thing to write pseudo-philosophal bullshit but i wanted to try something and it is called "mickio's random blog" so here goes.
After a lot of research i discovered what i think is the full story of the slenderman.
the slenderman first came into the attention of the media in a somethingawful post about creepy legends.
the post featured a few pictures of the slenderman in places like kid parks and such. but we can go back even more... in the medieval times an artist made a woodcut of a strange skeletal figure named "Der Ritter" meaning "the knight" heres a pic:
As you can see it does have a few notable things the slenderman has like the lack of face, the many appendages and the slim figure (tough im not sure its correlated seeing he's a skeleton)
also notice the hourglass in the picture(gonna be important later)
another wood carving was also made around the time by the apprentice of the artist who made "der Ritter" he made this:
Notice the same kind of figure who once again many limbs and this time takes childrens away.
another artist, Hans Baldung (note all 3 were german) made a very well known piece of art called"3 ages of woman and death" very cheery name isnt it?heres the pic: (warning NSFW)
as you can see the skeletal fellow also holds an hourglass BUT! on the right photo is a scanned version of it made for some money purposes shows many limbs removed from the original picture. why? honestly i do not know but it does make you think
there was also a lot of german and european legends about a creature who sounds a lot like the slenderman, however stories about a creepy man who kidnaps childrens seems a bit too vague for me.
yea sounds a bit weird isnt it? theres a lot more some sounding very true to the slenderman others...not so much.
to finish what are my toughts? well i have 2 theories: the one being the author of the somethingawful post inspired himself of all those stories to create the slenderman and the other one is that the pictures are real...and all i said is true. and the slenderman or "der ritter" or "your uncle in a wet towel contest" or however you wanna call him is real and has stalked the world for as long as the medieval times mostly in europe.
but its just a theor-
After a lot of research i discovered what i think is the full story of the slenderman.
the slenderman first came into the attention of the media in a somethingawful post about creepy legends.
the post featured a few pictures of the slenderman in places like kid parks and such. but we can go back even more... in the medieval times an artist made a woodcut of a strange skeletal figure named "Der Ritter" meaning "the knight" heres a pic:As you can see it does have a few notable things the slenderman has like the lack of face, the many appendages and the slim figure (tough im not sure its correlated seeing he's a skeleton)
also notice the hourglass in the picture(gonna be important later)
another wood carving was also made around the time by the apprentice of the artist who made "der Ritter" he made this:
Notice the same kind of figure who once again many limbs and this time takes childrens away.
another artist, Hans Baldung (note all 3 were german) made a very well known piece of art called"3 ages of woman and death" very cheery name isnt it?heres the pic: (warning NSFW)
as you can see the skeletal fellow also holds an hourglass BUT! on the right photo is a scanned version of it made for some money purposes shows many limbs removed from the original picture. why? honestly i do not know but it does make you think
there was also a lot of german and european legends about a creature who sounds a lot like the slenderman, however stories about a creepy man who kidnaps childrens seems a bit too vague for me.
most stories of his appearances seem to be around germany and europe and there is a forest in germany called
Heinhagen wich is apparently a haunted forest. and many stories of haunted forsts appear in germany. quite a lot actually, in romania there a legend of "the tall man" wich is the story of a little girl who kills her family under the influence of the tall man wich is described as "being dressed as a nobleman, in all black with multiple arms like snakes and sharp like swords.
Heinhagen wich is apparently a haunted forest. and many stories of haunted forsts appear in germany. quite a lot actually, in romania there a legend of "the tall man" wich is the story of a little girl who kills her family under the influence of the tall man wich is described as "being dressed as a nobleman, in all black with multiple arms like snakes and sharp like swords.
to finish what are my toughts? well i have 2 theories: the one being the author of the somethingawful post inspired himself of all those stories to create the slenderman and the other one is that the pictures are real...and all i said is true. and the slenderman or "der ritter" or "your uncle in a wet towel contest" or however you wanna call him is real and has stalked the world for as long as the medieval times mostly in europe.
but its just a theor-
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